new mokka no2

1.Vetrina enna nu theriuma?

Mazhai peyum podhu maram
eerama irukume, adhu than
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WET TREE!!!

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2.Mazhaikum... Veiyilukum... different
Author: Selvam

Mazhaikum
Veiyilukum
enna different???


Mazhaila "Shreya" dance aaduva
Veiyil la "Bhavana" dance aaduva!!!!!!!!!
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3.Do you know that what
i will do at the early morning........

Machi nee kelen!
Mama nee kelen!!
Machan nee kelen!!!

I will say Good morning....

Apave yenga amma solichu
"good morning" solladha pasanga
koda seradha nu, nan than ketkala....

Idhu eppadi iruku theriuma,
"machan ne kelen!!!!!!!!!!"
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4.Hai!!!!!!

You want to see me....

Idhu capital "ME",
Idhu small "me",
Idhu remix "Me", "mE" !!!!!!!!!!!

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Today's mokka

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Joke : Who first thought of the
'One Day Internationals'(ODI).? ? Guess.!
The greatPoet He only Sang' ODI Villaayaadu Paappaa':)

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Idhu oru chemistry question so
Don't read it Sonna keallunga Sari padinga.!
Complete the equation Ba+2Na-->
Theriyalaiyaa.? 'Banana'!

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"-o-'""""'o"o"Lorry anuppi irukkean.
SMS irundhaa nirappi anuppungaIlainaa Tyre
AdiyilUnga Mobila Vainga.Poalaam,
right. right.!

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(@~ --> ) (@Hi. Itha edit pani Cursor a
kondu vandhu mouth mela vachingana pesara madri therium.
Do it soon.

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"10 murai vilunthu vitten endru kavalai padathe.
athil 9 murai elunthu nindravan endru perumai padu."
-LENIN . So never stop until you Win

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Enna thaan "Vijay" ku kuzhandhai pirandhu irunthaalum,
Avanukku pirantha muthal kuzhanthaiya
'THALA' pullanu than solvanga..!¤! Athuu....!¤!
Ipadiku tha

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Highlight Thaththuvam:THOOKAM vandha KANNA moodalam.
VAANDHI vandha VAAYA mooda mudiyumaaa..!:-)

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Husband : Pakathu veetu naaikku soru pottiya,
Wife: aamam.. enna visayam...?
Hus: namma theru kadaisiyila sethu kidakku..
Athan ketten...

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HUSBAND : Tea'aa idhu..? Naayi kooda kudikkaadhu...
WIFE : Adhaanga NaayikkuBoost poattu vechirukkean....
Husband : ??!!.

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Kalyaana veedu :Man 1 : Vaanga.! Vaanga.!,
Neenga Mappla Veettukkaararaa,
Ponnu veettukkaararaa.?
Man 2 : Illainga Naan Ponnoada Pazhaiya Veettukkaarar.!.
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Kannukkull Nee Iruppadhaal Azhuvadharkku kooda
Manamilai, Yean theriyumaa.? Nee Kullippadharkku
Bayappaduvai yendru dhaan..
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Kasu illana ethuvum vaangamudiyathu nu solranga.
Aana kasu illana kadan vaangalam.I thu yarukum puriyala.
Itha sonna loosu nu Solranga. Enna koduma sir ethu..
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Katta Durai'kkuTime Sari illa.!..
Namma Cellu'kkuSMS AnupuradheyAvanukku Pozhappaa Poachu.
Dai Kaipulla Edudaa Cella, Anuppu daa
Good Morning,
Good Afternoon,
Good Evening,
Good Night SMS'ai."Thala Namma KittaBalance illa Thala".
Dai Company Secret'ai Yeandaa Velliyila Solura.?
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Koduramana mokai..3 cockroachs r walkng on de road.
Suddnly 1 of tem strts singng "munbe va ."
Other 2 dies Y? bcoz it's a "HIT" song :-)
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MAN : Naan IndhaKovil'ukku
5 Varushamaa Vandhuttu Irukkean.
VILLAGER : Unga Veetla Irundhu Indha KovilAvvllo Dhoorama.?.
MAN 1:Naan indha kovilukku 10 varusamaa vandhuttu irukken..
MAN 2:Unga veetla irundhu indha kovil avvlo dhoorama?
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Maraindha Pazhamperu Iyakkunar "SRIDHAR"
Avargallin Arumaiyyaana
Padaippugallil sila - NENJIRIKKUM VARAI,
NENJAM MARAPPADHILLAIAvar
Thiraivaanil Oru VIDIVELLI,SIVANDHA MANN'il
oru KODIMALAR.
AvarukkuKAADHALIKKA NEARAMILLAI.
Avar oru SUMAI THAANGI.
Avar NINAIVELLAAM NITHYA,
AVALLUKKENDRU ORU MANAM.
Adhu oru KALAI KOVIL.
Avarukku kidaithdhu KALYAANA PARISUMEENDA SORGAM.
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MASTER PLAN:UngaVeetla"ERUMBU" ThollaiIruka,
AdhaClosePannaSuperIdea..Sugar-laChilliPowder
MixPanniVechidunga,ErumbuAdhaSugar-nuNenachiSaapidum,
AppoAdhoda"NAAKU" kaarathulaErium,
AppoErumbu ThannikudikaWaterTank-kuVarum!
AppaNeengaPinnadiIrundhuTank-la
ThalliVittudungaErumbu sethudum epadi idea.
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Mokka Muthu: Hello yaar pesuradhu?
Lady : Nan chellamma pesuraen
Mokka Muthu: Nan mattum enna kovamava pesuraen? ********************************************
Mokkai :Oru Arakkan Oru ArakkiyodaKovilukku ponaan
But, Kovil Door'a OpenPanna MudiyalaWhy.?
Arakkan Ara Key-yoda dhaane ponaan? Muzhu Key-yoda poagala.!
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Naataama: Yendra Pasupathi.!Exam Yezhudha
M-SEAL yedhukkudaa.?
Pasupathi : Ayyaa.!Question Paper Leak Aagudhu'nu sonnaanga,
adhaanNaataama :Singam'daa Nee.!
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Neengal sulabamaaga English
peasaveandumaa kavalayai vidungall,
Indha vaarthaigallaisaththamaaga sollavum
"I AM CAN I""I AM WHEN I" speeda sollunga

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NeePORAMBOAKKU... . . . . . . . . . . '
LANDS'Purchase panna Contact your
LocalCollector's Office, Immediately.!
Don't Miss this Oppurtunity.!
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Oru dhadavaioru Yeli oru periya Poonaikitta maattikkichu.
Andha Yeli sollichu" Poonai Annaa naanyenga
Appaa AmmaakkuOrey Paiyyan.
Yennai saappidaadheengo vittudungo please
"Adhukku andha periya Poonai yenaa sollichi theriyumaa.?
"Miaw"nnu sollichi...
Vekkamaa illai.?
Kadhai keakkura vayasaa idhu..Poayi Velai paarungo.
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Oru oorla neraya padichavaru oruthar irundharu.
Avar oru naal vera ooruku ponaru...
Ellarum avaruku Gelusil syrup kuduthanga....
Innoru naal innoru ooruku ponaru....
Appo avaruku Benadryl syrup kuduthanga... Y?Y?Y?Y?
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Katrorku sendra idamellam syrup(u).. Gud noon
Oru Super Love Story sollava? Keela Vaanga.,
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Molachu 3 elai vidala Love Story kekutha ? Po poi
"CHUTTI TV"paru. . . .good aftNi8.
Singam Sila Nearam Oaivedukkum.!
Appo Msg Kammiyaadhaan Varum.,
Adhukkaaga Singam Adangiduchunu
Nenaikka Koodaadhu.!
Ok.?
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Ulagathil poi pesatha 3 per..
1. Innum pirakkadha kulandai
2. Ippo piranda kulandai
3. Ungaluku Sms anupiya intha pachcha kulandai...
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Man:yaar pesuradhu? Lady: Nan chellamapesurein
Man: Nan mattu enna kovamavaaa pesurein..?
Lady: ?¿....
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Aval ennai thirumpi parthal Nanum avalai parthen.
Aval marupadium parthal.Nanum avalai parthen.
rendu perukkume exam-la answer theriyala...
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Patient : Nurse.Nee yen Idhayaththai
Thiridivittaai. Nurse : Poadaa Loose'u Doctor
Un Kidney'ai Thiridivittaar...
man1 : Naan Railway Departmenta Nalla Yemathitten.
Frnd: Eppadi?man2 : Ticket Vangittu Bus'la Poitten
Naan Varuvennu Ethirpartthu Yemanthu Poiruppanga.
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A Man: Hello yaar pesuradhu?
Lady: Nan chellamma pesurein
Man: Nan mattum enna kovamava pesurein?
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A Man was travelling in a bus.Suddenly driver put break
A Man fall on a girl.Girl : Dai enna pandre ?
A Man:Punjab Universityla final year B.E pandran:-):-):-):)
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COLLEGE GALAATA :
Professor : Yeanda,naan paadam nadathum boadhu,
yennaiketkkaama avanvelliya poraan.?
Student : Sir Avanukku Thookkathula Nadakkura Viyaadhi
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Sooran :'Un Wife'ukkumUn Ammaa'vukkum
Sandai vandhaaNee Yendha Pakkam.??.. :
Veeran : 'Vaasal Pakkam'.
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Nurse : Yean DoctorYennai Sister'nukooppida
maatteanreenga.?
Doctor : Patient yellaamYennai Machchaan'nu
Kooppidaraanga adhaan.
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A man was sleeping in his house. Suddenly,
Yamadharmaraj appeared & said,
"Go out & enjoy, nothing will happen 2 u for d next 10 yrs.
" He did so & met with an accident & died.
In heaven he asked to yaman,
why did you tell lie to me ? "sorry" machi
month end pressure, had to achieve target.
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Wife: Ethir veettukaran wife engeyo odi poyittaalaam....,
Husband: avan nalla manasukku ellaame
nallapadiyaka than nadakkum...

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Wife saw a Board -
Benaras saree Rs.10/-
Nylon saree 8/-
Cotton saree 5/-
Wife : Give me Rs.500,
I'll Buy 50 Sarees

Husband : Makku.!Adhu Isthri Kadai Board.!

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Courtla chennai tamil use panna epadi irukum
for EXAMPLE:
1.Yes my lord -Inna naina
2. Object my lord- Amiki vasi annathe.
3.Court adjurned-Onnoru dhaba parkalam.

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Lifela vetrina enna nu theriyuma?
Mazhai peyum pothu un veetu maram eeramaga irukume,
adhu thaan WET TREE!!!

Don't cry,

Ippdithan verithanama yosipom

what is mokkai

the word mokkai is derived from the colloquial tamil word mokkai, used to denote something blunt. as an example it is commonly used to say "mokkai kathi" meaning a blunt knife. the currently used wide sense of mokkai, meaning crap-talk is very apt, considering the fact that it explain the circumlocal, not to the point nature of mokkai.

any person as long as he is not dumb will definitely put mokkai. wat differs is the timing and intensity of mokkai. a reserved person may put mokkai only with his close friends. but a person more open and easy going will put mokkai with anyone around him.

mokkai is an universal phenomena crossing the barriers of countries, sex, race and language. it is interesting to note that mokkai is also independent of the intellectual capacity of the person puttin it. however quality of mokkai depends on the wit of the mokkifier. an intelluctual mokkai is extreme in nature. it is either too good or too dull. but an average persons mokkai is typically moderate and bearable.


let us mokkify the world together!

palaya mokka 75

1
Minnala parthaa kannu poiddum;
Pakkalainaaa. minnaley poiddum!

2
Nee evalo periya swimmera irundhaalum,
Tumbler thannila neechal adikka mudiyaathu!

3
Ghee roastla ghee irukkum,
Paper roastla paper irukkuma!

4
Thanneera Thanninnu sollalaam;
Panneera panninnu solla mudiyuma?

5
Cream biscuitla cream irukkum,
Ana naai biscuitla naai irukkumaa?

6
Cycle carrierla tiffen-a vechu eduthuttu pogalam; Tiffincarrierla
cycle-a vechu eduthuttu poga mudiyathu!

7
Nee evalo periya dancer aa irundhaalum
Un saavukku unnaala aada mudiyuma?

8
Kaakka ennadhaan karuppa irundhaalum adhu podara muttai vellai! Muttai
ennadhaan vellaiya irundhaalum adhukulla irukka kaakka karuppudhaan!

9
Trainkku ticket vaangi platformla ukkaaralaam; Aana platformku ticket
vangi trainla ukkara mudiyathu!

10
Sodava fridgela vacha cooling soda aagum, Athukkaaga atha washing
machinela vacha washing soda aagumaa?

11
Iron boxaala iron panna mudiyum;
Aana pencil boxaala pencil panna mudiyaadhu!

12
Ticket vangitu ulla poradu cinema theatre; Ulla poitu ticket vanguradu
operation theatre!

13
Sirpi kalla uliyaala adicha adhu kalai;
Naama sirpiya uliyaala adicha adhu kolai!

14
Nama evalavu vegama nadanthaalum
Oru kaal munnadi pona oru kaal pinnadithaan pogum!

15
Quarter adichittu kuppura padukkalaam;
Aana kupura paduthuttu quarter adikka mudiyathu!

16
Vaayaala naainu sollalaam;
Aana, naayaala vaainu sollamudiyuma?

17
Mandaia mandaia aatradhu disco;
Mandaia potta aadrathu dappankuthu!

18
If you drink ethanol, you will dance in front of others.
If you drink methanol, others will dance in front of you!

19
Velaya senja soru;
Velaya romba senja boru!

20
Car kulla tyre irundha adhu stepney;
Adhey namma mela andha tyre irundha, naama chutney!

21
Adayar Anandha Bhavanoda branch neraya edathula irukkum; Aana Adayar
aala marathoda branch Adayarla mattum thaan irukkum!

22
Thoonga poradhukku munnala thoonga porennu sollalaam;
Yendhirikkirathukku munnala yendhrika porennu solla mudiyumaa?

23
Neenga bikela evlo thaan fasta ponaalum
ungalayae neenga overtake panna mudiyaathu.

24
Gold chaina adagu vachu cycle vaangalaam; Aaana cycle chaina adagu vachu
gold vaanga mudiyaathu!

25
Ambalainga adi patta ambulance varum;
Pombalainga adi patta pombulance varuma?

25
Railway stationla police station irukkalam; Ana police stationla railway
station irukka mudiyadhu.

26
Poison 10 naal aanalum payasam aaga mudiyaadhu; Aana, payasam 10 naal
aana poison aaidum!

27
Oru erumbu nenacha 1000 yanaya kadikkum; Ana 1000 yana nenachalum oru
erumba kooda kadikka mudiyadhu!

28
Puyalala karaya kadaka mudiyum;
Aana karayala puyala kadaka mudiyuma?

29
Cellula balance illana call panna mudiyathu; Aaana manushanukku call
illana, balance panna mudiyathu!

30
Nee enna thaan costly mobile vachirundhalum, Athula evalavu thaan
recharge pannalum, Unnalla unakkae call panna mudiyathu!

31
Enna thaan meenuku neendha therinjalum
adhala meen kolambula neendha mudiyadhu!

32
Innaiku thoonguna nalaiku enthirikalam;
Aana naalaiku thoonguna inaiku enthirika mudiyuma?

33
Yenna dhaan naai nadri ulladhaa irundhaalum, Adhaala "thank you" solla
mudiyaadhu!

34
Yenna dhaan neruppu koliyaa irundhaalum
adhaala avicha mutta poda mudiyumaa?

35
Naaikku naalu kaal irukkalaam; aanaalum adhaala kaal mela kaal pottu
ukkaara mudiyaadhu!

36
Yennadhaan nagapaambu attagaasama padam yeduthaalum Adha theatrela
release panni kaasu panna mudiyuma?

37
Lunch bagula lunch eduthuttu polaam;
Aana school bagula schoola eduthuttu poga mudiyumaa?

38
Arisi kottina, vaera arisi vaangalaam;
Paal kottina, vaera paal vaangalaam;
Aana, thael kottina, vaera thael vaangamudiyumaa?

39
Files naa ukanthu paakanum;
Piles naa paathu ukkaranum!

40
Nee evalo periya padipaaliya irundhalum
Exam hall la poi padikka mudiyadhu!

41
School testla bit adikkalaam;
College testla bit adikkalaam;
Aanaa blood testla bit adikka mudiyaadhu!

42
Aayiram dhaan irundhaalum,
Aayirathi onnu dhaan perusu!

43
Yennathan ahimsaivaadhiya irundhaalum
Chappathiya suttu dhaan saappidanum!

44
Nee yenna dhaan veerana irundhaalum,
Kulir adicha thirumba adikka mudiyathu!

45
Kaasu irundhaa call taxi;
Kaasu illainaa kaal dhaan taxi!

46
Kovil maniya namma adichaa saththam varum; Aanaa kovil mani nammala
adichaa raththam dhaan varum!

47
Meluga vachchu melugu vathi seyyalam;
Aanaa kosuva vachchu kosu vathi seyya mudiyathu!

48
Pallu valina palla pudungalam;
Aanaa kannu valina kanna pudunga mudiyuma!

49
Idli podiya thottu idly saappidalaam;
Aanaa, mookku podiya thottu mookka saappida mudiyuma?

50
Pant pottu mutti poda mudiyum;
Aanaa mutti pottu pant poda mudiyuma?

51
Yennadhaan yezhu thalamuraikku ukkaandhu saapidara alavukku sothu
irundhaalum, Fast food kadaila ninnu dhaan saapidanum!

52
Konjam panam kuduthaa kodai vaangalaam;
Yevalo panam kuduthaalum mazhai vaanga mudiyumaa?

53
Hotella kaasu illainaa mavvaatta solluvaanga; Aanaa, busla kaasu illana
bus ota solluvangala?

54
Sun TVla sorgam paarkkalaam;
Aanaa, sorgathula Sun TV paarka mudiyumaa?

55
Chairman chair mela ukkaralaam;
Aanaa watchman watch mela ukkaara mudiyumaa?

56
Lovers' Day annaikku lovera kiss pannalaam; Aanaa Teachers' Day annaikku
teachera kiss panna mudiyumaa?

57
Paaku marathula paaku irukum,
Thaeku marathula thaeku irukum,
Aanaa panamarathula panam irukaadhu!

58
Ennadhan aeroplane maela parandhaalum,
Petrol poda keelathaan varanum!

59
Mechanical engineer mechanic aagalam;
Aanaa software engineer software aaga mudiyaathu!

60
Tea cupla tea irukkalam;
Aanaa World Cupla World irukka mudiyaathu!

61
Evvalo kaasu kuduthu planela ponaalum,
Jannala thiranthu vedikkaa paarkka mudiyaathu!

62
Key boardla key irrukkum;
Aanaa motherboardla mother irruka mudiyaathu!

63
Brush vachu pallu clean pannalam;
Aanaa pallu vachu brush clean panna mudiyathu!
64
Tool boxla toolsa parka mudiyum;
Aanaa match boxla matcha paarka mudiyaathu!

65
Irukkurappa enna dhaan complan, bournvitanu kudichalum Sethathukkappuram
ellarukkum paal thaan!

66
South India-la Narthangai kidaikkum;
Aanaa North India-la Southangai kidaikkumaa?

67
Pacha milagaile pacha irukkum
Aanaa kodamolagaale koda irukkaathu!

68
Nee evlo periya paruppa irunthalum,
Unga veettu samayalukku paruppu kadaila than vaanganum!

69
Cyclela poana cycling,
Trainla poana training-a?

70
Thel kottina valikkum,
Paambu kottina valikkum
Mudi kottina valikkuma?

71
Naaikku naalu kaal irukkalaam.
Aana adhala LOCAL call, STD call, ISD call, even MISSED call kooda panna
mudiyaathu!

72
Gangai aathula meen pidikkalaam
Kaavery aathula meen pidikkalaam
Aana Iyer aathula meen pidikka mudiyuma?

73
Thiruvalluvar 1330 kural ezhidhirundhaalum avarala oru kuralil thaan
paesa mudiyum

74
Enna thaan un thalai suthinaalum,
Un mudhukai nee paakka mudiyumaa?

75
Meen pidikiravana meenavan-nnu sollalam
Appo maan pudikiravana manavan solla mudiyumma?
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